Mr. Hero Saves Wife!!!

That's right. He did it! I knew that I would be typing it soon enough. Actually he did it a few days ago. I HAD to go out to the laundry room to get the Christmas decorations. So, being chill like I am, I calmly walked to the laundry room door and banged on it like a crazy lady. I knew that this clever tactic would scare my nemesis away and I would not have to deal with him. Imagine my horror when I opened the door and he was lying there at my feet!! Apparently crackers stuck to the trap with peanut butter was a smashing success (ha!). How he managed to tear himself away from this treat is beyond me. But, I really don't care. He is no more. *whew*